I'm Faith. I love (among other things) music, soccer, laughing, sleeping, reading, taking pictures of things, the USMNT, Arsenal, Texas A&M, Nick Hornby, pandas, parks, Ingrid Bergman, The Thin Man, Guinness, & Firefly.

 

You know how people always say the best day of their life was either their wedding day or the days their children were born? Is that really true, or is that just something people say because it’s expected? Is it okay that neither of those days are my best day? My wedding day was great, but I spend most of it super nervous and stressed out. The day Jo was born was life-changing but also so exhausting and disorienting I was barely conscious.

I think the best days are ones you don’t begin in anticipation of anything special happening. Ordinary days in which magic just unfolds before you, without reason or agenda. It’s like when someone gives you a gift that’s not on your registry or wish list and it’s just the perfect thing, so exactly right you wonder how you didn’t even know you wanted it.

Megan Green

(Source: some-birds.com)

I have a sexually charged musket comment I could make, but I’m keeping it in.

Jerry Newhouse

My friend Hailey is a teacher. She recently had this conversation in her classroom.

Hailey: So now we are going to brainstorm three ways that we can make our school No Place for Hate. Go ahead and write down your ideas in your composition book.

Student: Mrs. Hann, how do you spell "tazer"?

teatralka:

Kristen Bell - Flaunt magazine issue 119

Kristen Bell = hilarious, sexy, awesome, better than your faves, etc.

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Hearse — Ani DiFranco

I will always be your lover,
Even after our atoms are dispersed.
We’ll be pushing up daisies,
And my crush will just be getting worse.
And I will follow you into the next life
Like a dog chasing after a hearse.